"I have noticed that even people who claim everything is predetermined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
"just one more video then i’ll go to sleep”
- boy: i hate being poor
- grandpa: were going to the fun factory
- mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
ugly boy: aye
ugly boy: *grows a beard*
me: oh shit my bad I fell asleep wassup? 😍😛
Always worth reblogging
it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
My typical school day
As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room.
WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
"Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier"