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inmyufo:

still haven’t received a response 😔

inmyufo:

still haven’t received a response 😔

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

Someone start a tinychat

hello, how was your day??

This is not how you start a tinychat

i might be able to make it smaller if you want

BOLD WHAT YOU’VE BEEN CALLED

paradisaic:

youwillbringbeautyfrompain:

ugly
stupid
not good enough
a waste of space
anorexic
fat
a whore/hoe/slut
loser
bitch
useless
freak
emo
retard
unwanted
gay
fag
too tall
too short
nerd
you’d be better dead

really cool and friendly and beautiful

"

Dear employers, I will have to take the day off today because:

☐ It’s December and the streets are papier-mached with wet bronze leaves and it’s so dark outside that the cars have their headlights on at 3pm

☐ I have recently been through a breakup, or I have been through a breakup at any time in my life really, and I woke up today with the absolute conviction that I will never be loved again

☐ A dog looked at me

☐ I got a text from someone for whom I feel a mix of concern and frustration and recognition and longing that is both more and less than romance

☐ Someone made a joke about dead pets meeting you in heaven

☐ Daylight savings time

☐ I passed a knot of flowers that were so bright they glowed through the dim grey water of the day and when was anything in my life last that luminous?

☐ Girls are too pretty

☐ For the first time I genuinely comprehend that there is not enough time to have all the lives I wanted

☐ I accidentally listened to Leonard Cohen

"

lohanthony:

neg-mawon:

kumagawa:

bro my mans is dragging the frozen food section…

this is the best vine

i love u parker

deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

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IMC RYING OVER THESE SPONGEBOB NOODLES

germanlanguagerocks:

conjectural-technologies:

golgathor:

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BECAUSE LIKE

IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

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OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

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THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

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ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

SQUIDWARD.

I MEAN I JUST

YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

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CARLO

C A R L O

In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel

sushinfood:

xadorkablemarinax:

asexualmew:

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Okay, so,
Maggie is Pikachu from PokemonLisa is Mikasa from SNKBart is Naruto from NarutoHomer is Zoro from One PieceMarge is Rangiku from BleachWho is Santa’s Little Helper suppose to be?

Haku from Spirited Away

I’m still stunned people didn’t recognize him as Haku.

sushinfood:

xadorkablemarinax:

asexualmew:

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Okay, so,

Maggie is Pikachu from Pokemon
Lisa is Mikasa from SNK
Bart is Naruto from Naruto
Homer is Zoro from One Piece
Marge is Rangiku from Bleach

Who is Santa’s Little Helper suppose to be?

Haku from Spirited Away

I’m still stunned people didn’t recognize him as Haku.

betweenbodies:

And I’ve got numbers I could call
Start problems I don’t need
Start trouble with my friends that won’t even matter when I leave

Hey Molly, how you doin’?
I’m doing fine
I feel alright
No, I feel better than alright

oroxine:

poyzn:

There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.

daytimeblogger:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

what a country

sammi whispers “I can’t..”

the-front-butts:

The Front Bottoms - If It Were Up To Me