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"I have noticed that even people who claim everything is predetermined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."

- Stephen Hawking (via liberatingreality)
chrisissippi:

the prophecy

chrisissippi:

the prophecy

cakejam:

"just one more video then i’ll go to sleep”

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

kobetyrant:

ugly boy: aye
me: 🚶
ugly boy: *grows a beard*
me: oh shit my bad I fell asleep wassup? 😍😛

undie-fan-99:

Always worth reblogging

rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

"Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier"

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Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via confusingmisery)

The logic hahahahaha

(via kennakittymeow)